most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
495,571 people whose mama taught them right
True love never gets old!
I am Ritathe fairy
I wish to have love like this.
I am shedding tears
God I love old people
when u hear someone ask about a video game u love
I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.