Are you ready? For the world to see who you really are?
Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be.
All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one:
this made me want to watch hockey
that gif above me. is my home team.
…Did Drake just do a grammar joke?
what does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
he wipes his ass
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
WHAT KIND OF COURT IS THIS
I’m just still in awe that they have chairs small enough to accommodate bees
I love that the other lawyer is mad because he tried three times and failed
BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY
I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
I had high expectations and I was not let down
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs